#the zombie apocalypse
Aries: Died in the first hour, probably got caught sitting on the toilet
Taurus: Becomes a Zombie killing god, kills the equivalent of New York
Gemini:Dies of dysentery
Cancer: Becomes the leader of an army, just like a Walking Dead villain
Leo:Claimed an entire Costco for themselves, lives forever
Virgo:Cries in a corner and drinks 13-week old Gatorade
Libra: Survived for 7 months then killed by another human
Scorpio: The first to become infected
Sagittarius: Got bit in the arm so they cut it off and replaced it with a chainsaw
Capricorn:Kills travelers for their stuff
Aquarius: Accidentally steps in a bear trap and dies of blood loss
Pisces: Develops a cure